- I am obsessed with the weather. I check the weather reports 3 - 4 times each day. If it is going to rain, I must know about it!
- Only 2 Baseball teams I can cheer for are the Cardinals and whoever is playing the Cubs.
- Haven’t been to a game in the new Busch stadium yet, but I’m fixing that this year.
- There is nothing good in Texas. Especially sports teams. Well, maybe chili.
- Merle. Waylon. Willie. Kris. Billy Joe. and Charlie.
- My next truck will be black on black on black, with a little bit of chrome.
- If it only has two wheels, it had better have “HD” on it.
- Meat and potatoes. Green beans, peas, yellow corn and fried okra. Only.
- Diet Pepsi in the morning. Diet Pepsi all day. Diet Pepsi at night. Once in a while a Diet Mt. Dew or Diet Sunkist.
- Hold the pickles. No cucumbers, either.
- I’m a dog person, no damn cats allowed.
- Iced tea: unsweet, no lemon. Don’t take the lemon off the rim of the glass in the kitchen and bring it to me. I can still taste the damn lemon if you do that, and your tips drops to ZERO. If my glass of tea sits empty for more than 2 minutes, your tip drops to ZERO. I DO drink a lot of iced tea. Bring the damn pitcher and leave it on the table if you have to.
- NASCAR is best watched on TV. It’s too damn hot in the stands and it’s too damn far from where you have to park to lug in a cooler and I’m not going to pay $8 - $10 for one beer at the concession stand.
- I travel light. If it doesn’t fit into my duffle bag, I’ll buy it after I get there.
- Have been everywhere in the U.S. except a couple states in the Northeast, Idaho, Alaska and Hawaii. Maybe next year.
- Don’t eat much pizza but can tell you the worst pizza ever was in Kansas City. Crust like a saltine cracker, I’ve seen more sauce in a packet of McD’s ketchup, and the meat topping wouldn’t have filled a bird.
- Best sub shop: Jersey Mikes. Most days I’ll take the number 8 or 9, and please put lots of bacon on it.
- Elvis is the Greatest living performer. Yes he is still alive.
- If I wanted weeds to eat you can pick em out of the yard for free.
- Never ever buy a red car, NEVER
- Rock and Classic Rock are not the same thing.
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